Monday, April 21, 2008

Sorry

Sorry about the layoff, I took the loss of Aasha Belle pretty hard, still can't believe that she is gone. Back to a lil more cheery stuff, Sy won the baby fartsalot contest in Union Grove over the weekend, although he had some trouble in the championship round, mom ate some fruit and it was all over from there. He was close to the stated record with about 36 farts in 15mins. We have got some work to do but with the right dinner and some booty control we think the state record is within reach. On our way home from the competation we stopped for a ice cold beverage. I didnt realize it at the time but while Sy was in the nursery he had a crazy story that he failed to tell me about. Now mind you he is only 9 days old so he might be pulling my leg, but I will let you guys decide.

Sy said that when he was in the nursery there was a boy in there that weighed ten pounds. I know that is not crazy, but what is, is the fact that the boys body weight was five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctors did not know what to do with him. So they called in the Chief Surgeon down to evaluate the situation.

Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''
So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.
"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

1 comment:

jfu said...

One might think you have waaaay to much time on your hands with the jokes that keep coming! Perhaps another career in the making????

Glad to hear that SY & mom are doing great. Everyone looks happy and good.

We are sorry to hear about Aisha. How sad for all of you. I imagine your other dog is missing her too. AT least you are left with good memories of the time she gave you which is helpful. Still the loss is great.

Keep the photos coming, they are fun to see. Love to all of you from, Aunt "J"