The Battle by the Mantle

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Children of all ages, you have heard of the UFC 84, Wrestlemania 11, Ali n Frazier, The rumble in Jungle, THe thrilla in Minilla. Well we had an event last week that topped them all.....

The BAttle By the Mantle.

It was an epic battle between two up and coming contenders in the Light weight baby class of 2026. It started out with a challenge by the classy but sassy lady from the FDL. She came in with a tude and looking to take down my dude. Sy the Fly Guy that eats his toast only Rye, was up for the scrap even though he was told not to go there by his pap.

Although there was some controversy over the weigh in, Karlee don't call me Farley, had a slight advantage weighing in at a cool 12lbs without a stool or a drool. While Slender Sy weighed in at a meek 10 lbs on the red of his head. The two pound weight advantage did not seem to be a factor early but eventually took its toll as Karlee used the help of that extra roll.

The confrontation started out immediately as KO Karlee started rolling on the pack n play like it was her's all day. Sy said "uhh uhh oh no you didn't" I tried to tell him he needed more training to take on such a dominate baby but his pride took over and it was on like clover.

The fight started with a flurry of sputters and splats and not much more of all thats.

Karlee threw a left and another left that left my man in a daze, eyes were blinkin like he saw a purple haze.

He fought back with a jab of his own but by the middle of third he was looking for a phone to get back home.

She bruised him with a combo that left him doing the mambo. When it was all said and done he told me this was no fun.

So as it stands Sy fell to his cousin, she came to his house and left him feeling like a mouse.

With a right left right she left Sy toothless and saying damn she is ruthless.

I try to tell the boy not to mess with her, that she had a crazy right behind all that fur.

But he wouldn't listen to his father's words today but he came back to say... I will live to fight another day.