The Baby Rapper

Yo Yo YO YO!
What’s up you all, I know I have been gone for a while but now I am back with a new career and style that will leave you all begging for MORE!!!! I am the infamous 5 month old that brings a new kinda of flavor and spice to your life. I figured if Vanilla ICE could do it back in the day why couldn’t I so here is a lil rhyme about my life.
Check it out……


YEA BOYZZZZ
Yea, I am the one and only SY, the kid with much style and flavor
On Sunday mornings you will catch me spending time with my savior


In Church is where I will be, for all the neighbors to see That I am the one and only, and that’s for sure
And the love I spread there is no cure.


Yea I know I am long, and I know I am big
Lets hope momma and daddy don’t buy pigs


I know I don’t live in the hood, and I know I don’t live in the ghetto
But if you mess with me, you have picked the wrong fellow
I used to be the Baby fighting champion of the world, but I gave that up
For some more breast milk and a lil baby Sippy cup


I know I don’t live alone, at least not yet
But some day soon you might see me driving Uncle Dan’s vet


But for now I will have to be a kid and roll around on the floor
Although when you’re not looking I might be trying to score
A big wad of cash and then I am out the back door
Leaving all the fine ladies yelling more more more

Yea I like to sing, and I like to scream,
Come to my house and you will see that it is all not a dream

From morning to the night, I rule this house and all that’s right

Even though I only stand 2 foot four, on a good day I will swing from the living room door
The girls dig my look with a heart shaped face and big blue eyes, Bleach blonde hair and two big thighs

A swagger that is all my own, come on give this good looking dog a bone

With a certain kinda of Style and class, my job is to keep you all smiling
From cheek bone to cheek bone, you will see I am always profiling

Yea I realize I am only five months old, but I have experienced a thing or two
and I will never leaving you feeling down or blue

All the cute girls from the web keep the phone ringing brrring brrring
The only thing I got to do now is to go make the Bling Bling
And so the girl’s beg me to buy them the diamond ring rings