Yea, that right boys and girls the Diarrhea Monster that we once feared has release a fiery of little brothers that have visited us 9 times in the last 24 hrs. So if you were wondering why I haven't been writing it has because I was changing dirty diapers. Me and Sy went and visited the Cuz yesterday, and had a very nice time seeing how life was in FDL, Wi. Sy has been the man lately, Farrah had to work the last two days so it has been me and him. I swear I heard something this morning coming out of his room, it sounded like " all i need in this life of sin is me and my daddy, live in die to the very just me and daddy."
Maybe I was delirious from all the formula I have been mixing, boy i feel like Johnny Depp in "Blow". Except it could be Jason Sonnenberg in "Similax." It no mixing like show mixing, late night with the lights low making sure i got 3ozs for every scoop and a half. Shake it, Shake it like a Polaroid picture and then its go time. Daddy day care the second coming is on. Alright Sy hasn't told me a joke in a while but he dropped this on me this morning.....
On Christmas morning Uncle Sean, a police officer in Chitown, was on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him was Sy on his shiny new bike. Sean says to Sy, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Sy replies, "Yeah."
Sean then says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
Sean then proceeds to issue Sy a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket.
Sy takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring Sy, Sean says, "Yeah, he sure did."
Sy continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
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