Hello folks, Spent the weekend up in Fond du Lac with the Sy guy. He was awesome all weekend although he had the cops called on him for domestic battery for hitting his two week old cuz in the face while they were lying around watching whatever they watch. She decided not to press charges and take the matter into her own hands by whacking him back in the face. Young family fights you got to love it. Besides that Sy has been doing good, he is still fighting his constant internal gas, it is frustrating to watch but hopefully it will get better over the course of the next couple of weeks. Farrah is doing well, although she seems to be doing more then she should for a person that just had a baby three weeks ago, but you know I cant tell her what to do, because she is going to do what she wants. I will try to keep the pictures and the stories coming this week, nothing two exciting to report from the weekend except for daddy trying to get his swirl on at a old high school buddies wedding, which definitely wasn't too exciting.
Here's a lil joke you might enjoy.....Later
A little girl and her mother were out and about. Out of the blue, the girl asked her mother, "Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women don't talk about their age. You'll learn this as you get older."
The girl then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" Her mother responded again, "That's another thing women don't talk about. You'll learn this, too, as you grow up." The girl, still wanting to know about her mother, then fired off another question, "Mommy, why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey, that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I don't want to talk about it now." The little girl, frustrated, sulked until she was dropped off at a friend's house to play. She consulted with her girlfriend about her and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have to do is sneak a look at your mother's driver's license. It's just a like a report card from school. It tells you everything." Later, the little girl and her mother were out and about again.
The little girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are. I know how old you are. You're 32 years old."
The mother was very shocked.
She asked, "Sweetheart, how do you know that?" The little girl shrugged and said, "I just know. And I know how much you weigh.
You weigh 130 pounds." "Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know.
And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."
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