Well its been three days and counting without a deuce from Sy, last time we went on a streak like this we tore a Dr's office up so bad that the nurse made us take the bag with us. No kidding. Sy's doing good he caught me pretty good last night when I was feeding him and tried to get some burps out of the man. As I spun him to give him a double pat on the back he let loose a stream of farts that only a father could admire. After I caught my breathe and was able to regain consciousness, I saw my lil man give me a smile as he laid down and went to sleep. Moments that we treasure as parents.
When he woke up he whispered this one in my ear......
The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITELY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."
Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITELY blue."
The teacher says; "Not necessarily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."
Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.
The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"
Johnny says " I have a question."
OK lets hear it, says the teacher.
Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"
The teacher says, "Well no they don't."
Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITELY just crapped my pants!!!"
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If anyone reads the comments than I want to say that if anyone has any good jokes to please feel free to tell one! We love jokes! Farrah
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